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I’m Not Like Other Pharma Execs, My $10 Million Gene Therapy Has a One Time Payment

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By Genzelc Bio CEO, Richard Hawkins

How are you doing today, my sweet, sweet privately-insured sacks of pre-existing conditions? As I’m sure you know, I’m Richard Hawkins, M.B.A and CEO of Genzelc Therapeutics. But, what you may not know is this: I’m not like the other pharmaceutical execs. I’m casual, I’m hip, I’m overly prescriptive. And above all, I’m a real nice guy.