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Harvard Campus Services Begins Last Stand Against Nature

CAMBRIDGE, MA - In the brief respite before the newest winter storm arrived in Cambridge, the surviving Harvard Campus Services personnel lined up in seven rows of snowplows and bulldozers for one final stand on Memorial Drive. There they stood, shivering in the cold as they watched the sun set underneath the dark cloud of the front barreling towards them. Some of them were afraid, but most of them were past the point of fear.