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Area Straight Bro Worried That Lingering Handshake Sent the Wrong Message
GAINESVILLE, FL –– At a frat house gathering of Florida’s manliest men, local bro Chad “Papa Bear” Chetsky was horrified that his bro-shake lasted just a moment too long.
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