Today we’re doing a deep dive into your dining psychology. We’re serving a steaming fresh quiz that’ll discover the Harvard D-Hall dwelling within your soul. Are you a quirky Quincy, calculating Cabot, or the unholy product of years of incest known as Kirkland? Today you’ll find out with just a few quick questions:

What’s your sign?

A. Virgo

B. “Grill Closed”

C. “Community Dinner | Grab A Meal With Someone You’ve Never Met”

D. “Salad Bar”