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Popes: Where Are They Now?

Clement I
Dead

Eusebius
Dead

Sixtus III
Dead

Benedict XIII 

Expelled from Avignon; dead.

Anastasius IV
Believed to be dead; may be living incognito in Paris out of fear of White Revolution.

Martin V
Dead

Clement IX-XIV
All dead.

John Paul II
In process of canonization. Still dead though.

Benedict XVI
After a failed third bull and a brief stint in a convent, Benedict is trying to break into the club scene as Benedeezy. In his free time, he enjoys home-brewing and visiting the graves of his friends.

Francis I
Some slum.

 
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