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QUIZ: Is This Quote from a CDC Handwashing PSA or Shakespeare’s Macbeth?

To clean or not to clean? That is the question.
  1. Washing hands with soap and water is the best way to get rid of germs in most situations. If soap and water are not readily available, you can use an alcohol-based hand sanitizer that contains at least 60% alcohol.

Answer: That’s the CDC!

  1. Will all great Neptune’s ocean wash this blood clean from my hand? No, this my hand will rather the multitudinous seas incarnadine, making the green one red

Answer: Classic Lady Macbeth! We stan an ambitious, if unhygienic, queen!

  1. A little water clears us of this deed.

Answer: Macbeth, but only true if you use soap and scrub for at least 20 seconds!

  1. You can help yourself and your loved ones stay healthy by washing your hands often, especially during key times when you are likely to get and spread germs, such as before and after handling food, blowing your nose, coughing, or sneezing.

Answer: CDC :) <3 

  1. Scrub your hands for at least 20 seconds. Need a timer? Hum the “Happy Birthday” song from beginning to end twice.

Answer: CDC! You could also try the chorus of Beyonce’s Love on Top, Dolly Parton’s Jolene, or Eminem’s Lose Yourself.

  1. Wash your hands. Put on your nightgown. Look not so pale.—I tell you yet again, Banquo’s buried; he cannot come out on ’s grave.

Answer: Spoiler alert: Macbeth kills Banquo! There’s no way the virus could have gotten him following this solid advice!

  1. Out, damned spot! Out, I say!—One, two. Why, then, ’tis time to do ’t. Hell is murky!—Fie, my lord, fie! A soldier, and afeard? What need we fear who knows it, when none can call our power to account?—Yet who would have thought the old man to have had so much blood in him. What, will these hands ne'er be clean?

Answer: Neither, this is from WHO! Gotcha! ;)

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