1. "I eat nails when I wake up, then I have breakfast."
2. "Come on, you pansy!"
3. "These polls really don't matter."
4. " 'Tis but a scratch."
5. "I'm invincible!"
6. "I’ll come back and back and back."
7. "Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering whale; to the last I grapple with thee; from hell's heart I stab at thee; for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee. Sink all coffins and all hearses to one common pool! and since neither can be mine, let me then tow to pieces, while still chasing thee, though tied to thee, thou damned whale! THUS, I give up the spear!"
8. "You yellow bastards! Come back here and take what's coming to you. I'll bite your legs off!"

Answers:

1. Jeb!
2. Black Knight
3. Jeb!
4. Black Knight
5. Black Knight
6. Jeb!
7. Trick question! This was actually said by Captain Ahab.
8. Black Knight