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Harvard Outing Club Reports Successful Pride Month: Over 50 Students Outed

The Harvard Outing Club— famous for sponsoring student outings —has concluded its Pride Month Outing Spectacular, seeking to out students across the world in celebration of the LGBTQ+ community.

It’s Not Easy Being an Ally: Why I’m the Hero of Pride Month

LGBTQ+ Icon, Britney

My name is Britney. And, well, I wouldn’t call myself a hero, but I would call myself an ally. 

Democrats Outlaw Heterosexual Marriages

WASHINGTON, D.C. -  To address the anti-LGBTQ+ bills in state legislatures around the country, Democrats in Congress have proposed the Sanctity In Marriage and Planetary Science (SIMPS) Act– a bill that seeks to outlaw heterosexual marriages.

Not Clickbait! How the Feminist Movement Turned Me Gay

WASHINGTON, D.C.-  It happened to me, and it can happen to you. The feminist movement turned me gay.

Reserved Homosexuals Reflect on Quiet Satisfaction Month

With June behind us, thousands of reticent members of the LGBTQ community look back on a month of celebration marked by discretion and an unobtrusive sense of personal fulfillment.