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Better Titles for House Masters

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In light of the recent controversy over the title of Housemaster, Satire V has compiled a list of titles we feel would more suitably capture the essence of the benevolent mastery from the leaders of the houses.


House Keeper

House Khan

House Duke

House Caliph

House Führer

Dr. House

House Hunters

House Overseer

House of Pain

Grand Imperial Wizard

Mom and Dad

Oh captain my captain

Safe-space-maker in chief

House buddy

Mini Faust

House Proud Member Of The Harvard Community Devoted To Maintaining Harvard's Goals Of Inclusivity And Community Amid A Changing 21st Century Culture

House Owner

House Prefect 

Supreme Overlord

Man of the House 

House sitter

House Stark (Because winter is coming)

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