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Dean Khurana Changes Stance on Social Clubs After Big-Little Week

Cambridge, MA – In a shocking twist, Dean Khurana has ended his war on social clubs, and has officially endorsed the 20-some unaffiliated Harvard undergraduate fraternal groups. 

The change of heart came right after Big-Little Week, in which the Dean was showered with gifts and love from his senior “Big” Stephanie Matthews.