By Modi Vaycha
1) Awaken to the brilliance of everyday moments.
An enlightened person like myself sees beauty in everything around me all the time. As a result, I live in a state of intense joy. I only wish I had some way to show the very stupid people, like yourself, who live around me this simple fact about the world. Everyday moments are beautiful, which is something that I know because I am smart and you don't know because you're dumb.
2) See goodness in the world.