By Arnoldius B. Pretentium '19

 

Last year at a party, my friend and I undertook a daring endeavor. We pushed our way through the throng of sweaty college students to find the DJ. We were going to request a song.

 

“Do you know ‘Invitatorium: Deum Verum’?” I said to the DJ.

 

“Yeah?”

 

“Can you play it next?”