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Scurvy Under Thirty: This College Student Is On Track to Become the World’s Youngest 16th Century Pirate

A cartoon pirate wearing an eyepatch, pirate hat, and earrings smiles eagerly at an open laptop. The laptop has three stickers on the back, an H '23, an HCCG logo, and the Porcellian Club logo.

CAMBRIDGE, MA- Thought you were #winning at college? Think again. Allow that impostor syndrome to simmer when you hear what your industrious fellow-collegian has been up to: after testing positive for scurvy, David “Davy” Jones ‘23 is well on track to becoming a full-fledged 16th century pirate by age 30. How do you like them apples?