shopping
- Make a list. Your shopping will be more efficient if you know what you are going to buy beforehand!
- Hunt for some coupons online. It's always good to know the discounts before you go!
- Get a good night’s rest—you’ll have to wake up early in order to get all the best deals!
- Wake the fuck up. It’s 2 a.m. You overslept.
- Drink a Red Bull.
- Drink another.
- Steal your cousin’s Porsche. It’ll get you to the mall faster.
- Throw a flash bang grenade into the store to disorient other customers. Steal their shit.
