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Hair in Shower Drain a Fascinating Glimpse of Summer Housing's Ancient Inhabitants
CAMBRIDGE, MA – Earlier this week, archaeologists announced the groundbreaking discovery of a clump of hair in the shower drain of Hampden 42, offering fascinating insights into the long-dead civilization that reigned there before Move-Out Day.
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