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Breaking

and entering

they told me the harvard name carried weight

Based on Your Lack of Rejection, I Have Made Arrangements to Join Your Company for an Internship this Summer

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To Whom It May Concern,

I hope this email finds you well! As you’re probably well aware, I applied to the summer intern position at your company 3 months ago. And since my mom always tells me “No news is good news”, I’ve started making arrangements to join your team this coming summer! It’s just like I said in that cover letter that you definitely read, I’m proactive!