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Tourist Decapitates Student with Selfie Stick

 
Dozens of horrified onlookers watched in stunned silence as a tourist in Harvard Yard decapitated a passing student with an ineptly wielded selfie stick. According to the official police report, the tourist carelessly swung her stick into a footpath while posing for a photo with the John Harvard statue, striking an unnamed Harvard student in the throat. The selfie stick severed her neck and spinal column were immediately severed, sending her head flying backward in a spray of blood, cerebrospinal fluid, strings of fat, and vertebral fragments.