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Mountain Kid Admits Snowstorm Mildly Impressive

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Cambridge, MA—“This is like, a decent amount of snow. I mean, not crazyyyy or anything, but there is a lot on the sidewalks,” conceded Becca, a sophomore from Montana, who had earlier scoffed on Tuesday of shopping week about how the school closes down “for anything.” Becca is one of many students from mountainous regions along the Rockies or in Alaska who on this, our third snowday of the semester, are begrudgingly admitting that the amount of snow in Boston right now is at least mildly impressive.