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Biden to Visit Dingman, IOP on Thursday

United States Vice President Joe Biden announced plans to visit longtime friend and self-anointed “Dean of Fresh” Thomas A. Dingman ’67 this Thursday, adding that he would also address students beforehand with remarks at the Institute of Politics.

“Can’t wait to see Tommy D again, even if it means having to say some shit about foreign policy at the IOP,” Biden told reporters.

Biden Just Sleep Talking

WASHINGTON, DC--Democrats have heralded Vice President Joe Biden’s performance at the recent vice presidential debate with Republican candidate Paul Ryan as “just what the party needed” and “energizing.” But recent lines of communication from the White House have confirmed that Joe Biden was actually debating in his sleep.