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Questions We Would Like to Hear Asked at the Last Presidential Debate

LAS VEGAS, NV -- The final presidential debate between Republican nominee Donald Trump and Democratic nominee Hillary Clinton is this evening at the University of Nevada, Las Vegas. Ahead of the debate, we at Satire V compiled a list of burning questions we would like to hear the candidates answer:

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Nation Indifferent as VP Candidates Merge into One Middle-Aged White Man

FARMVILLE, VA -- After briefly dividing into separate entities for Tuesday night's vice-presidential debate at Longwood University, Democratic candidate Tim Kaine and his Republican opponent, Mike Pence, have merged back into a single middle-aged white man.

"We understand that some people have had difficulty telling us apart," said Kaine or Pence, depending on whom you ask. "So this seems more expedient."

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Biden Just Sleep Talking

WASHINGTON, DC--Democrats have heralded Vice President Joe Biden’s performance at the recent vice presidential debate with Republican candidate Paul Ryan as “just what the party needed” and “energizing.” But recent lines of communication from the White House have confirmed that Joe Biden was actually debating in his sleep.

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Inspired by Recent Presidential Debates, North Korea Holds First Ever Supreme Leader Debates

PYONGYANG, NORTH KOREA –- In last evening’s debate between benevolent and just Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un and short, ugly man who picks his nose, North Korea proved to the world that it is better at everything, even democracy, than any other kingdom.

Beautiful, respected Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un made all the good points, and short, ugly man who farts when he talks made none of them.

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