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British Government to Decide On All Future Policies By “Settling It Outside”

LONDON, UK,…EU?—After a chaotic week in which UK Independence Party MEP and leadership candidate Steven Woolfe was checked into a hospital following an “altercation” at a party meeting, the British government has announced that it will no longer vote on policy decisions, and will instead resolve such issues by “settling it outside”.