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Common Spaces

Lowell House Renovation Designates More Spaces for Common

CAMBRIDGE, MA – Lowell House’s renovation plans reveal that the updated House will include more Common spaces.

Several rooms on Lowell’s proposed blueprint—including a lounge and a theater—are specifically marked off for Common, the 44-year-old rapper and actor.

“The University is really trying to focus student life in the Houses,” said Diana L. Eck, one of Lowell’s Faculty Deans. “And I think the best way to do that is to make sure that we have ample Common spaces. You know he has an Oscar?”

Office of Student Life Releases List of Uncommon Spaces

While plenty of ink has been spilled over common spaces at Harvard, little attention has been given to more uncommon spaces. Luckily, the Office of Student Life has released a list of uncommon spaces for student reference:
1. That space between your bed and the wall where you once dropped a mechanical pencil
2. The currently-under-construction basement of Winthrop
3. The pocket of your roommate's winter jacket
4. Annenberg in the hour in between Breakfast and lunch

Harvard Community Gathers To Collectively Lie To Prefrosh About Student Life

STUDENT ORGANIZATION CENTER AT HILLES -- Harvard's student body came together in a rare moment of unity in the SOCH today to lie to prefrosh about student life during Visitas accepted students weekend.

“Wow, we have so many things to do on the weekend!” discreetly shouted Elliot L. Morris ’17, member of a campus publication, as high school students emerged from the Harvard Square T stop and stepped out of taxis in Harvard Square. “I feel so welcome here, and I like every person so much!” He added that he and his friends had finally learned to smile.