Hi all! It’s me, Jigsaw, from the movie, Saw. Just popping into the GroupMe that you muted six months ago to collect some data for my final Expos paper! If you take my survey, you’ll be entered into a raffle to win one of five teeth I pulled from the victims–ahem, respondents of my club's satisfaction form last semester :)

1. What do you think of our school’s policies on the environment, the government, money, torture, politics, and that annoying guy across the hall?

     a. Just right! :)

     b. Need to be changed! :(

     c. Did you say torture?