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Marxist Refuses to Go Down on Girlfriend, Citing 'No Ethical Consumption Under Capitalism'

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NEW YORK, NEW YORK — On Monday NYU PhD. candidate Mark P. Flannigan was forced to flee his communal living space after declining to reciprocate oral sex with  long-term partner Alyssa M. Hale, citing "no ethical consumption under capitalism."