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Report: Quincy Residents Make Up Nearly A Third of Fucking Nerds

Earlier this year, Quincy House tutor Adam M. Quincifeld heard something strange. A former tutor pointed out that Harvard had been churning out dweebs, dorks, and pointdexters for centuries, but the House had produced total fucking nerds almost every year for the past decade — a number that dwarfed other houses’ totals by a mile. (Not that any Quincy residents have run one, of course.)