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It's Not Easy Being An Environmentalist

Woman in fedora faces away from camera and looks out on a scene of grass and trees

You. Stop scrolling. Yes, you. Because I have something to say. Ever since I was a child, I've loved the Earth. Sure, call me granola, but I can see its true beauty. Earth is magical. Earth gives us what we need to survive. Like water. And waterfalls. Salad. Almond milk. Corn mazes. Earth made those. Earth made everything.