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Breaking

and entering

house email list

Be Honest. Is Everyone Avoiding Me?

By: That Dead Girl In The Sewer From That Chain Email You Got In 4th Grade

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Hey. Sorry to drop in like this— or should I say, sorry to materialize out of your toilet while you're taking a dump like this. No, it's ok, you don't need to pull up your pants. I won't stay long.