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8 Positions You CAN Hold During the National Anthem

1. Center field

2. Downward-facing dog

3. Devil's advocate

4. 40.3399° N, 127.5101° E

5. Fetal

6. Assistant to the regional manager

7. Fiscally conservative, but socially liberal

8. Missionary

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