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Korean Peace Talks Mean Your Dumb Ass Has to Read the News for Once


SUNNYVILLE, FL — In a shocking turn of events, North Korean leader Kim Jong-un and South Korean president Moon Jae-in started historic talks on the road to reunification and denuclearization of the Korean peninsula. While this is a big win for the 76.5 million people on the peninsula, this is a big loss for you: You dumb ass actually has to read the news for once.