On October 20th, what was at first a simple problem set group chat quickly became something much more intimate and involved, but you were never ready for this. What was first called “Problem Set Buds” was changed to “Steven’s Extra Nipple.” You don’t even know who Steven is.
Felipe from the group chat alleges: “No I’m pretty sure you were there too at that thing we invited you to…right?”
You weren’t, according to eyewitnesses, who were there.