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Dean Khurana Responds to White Nationalists' Threats

Dear White Nationalists,
 
I hope all of you have had a restorative holiday season, full of family, friends, and plenty of good books! I spent much of the break reading, myself.
 
Having said that, I cannot keep up this nice façade for long; no more mister nice dean! You are a bunch of downright mean people.
 

Thanks and gratitude

Dear Harvard College Students,

While this year’s Harvard-Yale Game, presidential election, World Series (Go Tribe!), and countless other things of varying levels of importance didn’t go our way, I hope that each of you enjoyed the festivities and camaraderie of last weekend as much as I did. And let me tell you, Tommy D isn’t the only dean who knows how to party. Cabot tailgate was pretty fucking lit.