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New SAT Format Just Straight Up Asks How Much Money Your Parents Have

CAMBRIDGE, MA – In an unprecedented cooperative front, the College Board has officially paired with the Harvard University Admissions Office to announce a new holistic SAT format with only one question, “If your parents’ income was represented in miles, how many miles do your parents make per year?”

This partnership appears to address some of the major concerns identified in the admissions lawsuit against Harvard.

Dean Harris Confesses Median Grade in Freshman Seminars is SAT, Most Common Grade Also SAT

Just as another grading controversy began to fade away, Dean of Undergraduate Education Jay M. Harris conceded on Tuesday afternoon that the median grade in Harvard College freshman seminars is SAT and the most frequently awarded mark is SAT, validating suspicions that the College employs a softer grading standard than many of its peer institutions.