In light of the recent controversy over the title of Housemaster, Satire V has compiled a list of titles we feel would more suitably capture the essence of the benevolent mastery from the leaders of the houses.
House Keeper
House Khan
House Duke
House Caliph
House Führer
Dr. House
House Hunters
House Overseer
House of Pain
Grand Imperial Wizard
Mom and Dad
Oh captain my captain
Safe-space-maker in chief
House buddy
Mini Faust