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Angelina Jolie's Baby Adopted by Poor African Couple

LOS ANGELES, CA -- In a stunning reversal, the infant child of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt has apparently been adopted by a poor Kenyan family. Jolie, whose efforts to adopt children from third-world countries are well-documented, appeared shaken yesterday after her daughter Shiloh was adopted by a couple from Kenya. According to sources close to the family, Shiloh was adopted from her crib in the Jolie home between 1am and 3am last night.

Chinese Recall Islamic Prophet Teddy Bears

BEIJING, China -- Fast on the heels of the Sudanese government's decision to jail a woman for naming a teddy bear after the prophet Muhammad, Chinese authorities are scrambling to recall thousands of domestically manufactured Islamic militant teddy bears.