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Local Store Jeff’s Fertilizer Emporium Boards Up Windows

store boarded up with plywood

KENNETT SQUARE, PA — All across the country, stores from Saks Fifth Avenue to Sweetgreen are preparing in advance for citizens to take to the streets after the historic 2020 election. Local store owner Dicky “Jeff” Martin surprised everybody on Tuesday morning when he, too, was spotted boarding up his windows. Jeff is betting that his store, the local Fertilizer Emporium, of which he is the third-generation owner, is going to be one of the prime targets.  

Four Artsy Lattes That Say “I’m a Slave to Capitalism”

You're a lifestyle blogger with a chic aesthetic, lots of time, and too much money in your bank account. You want to show your social media followers that you're trendy and relatable but also willing to die on the altar of mass consumerism. Try one of these four artsy lattes that say "I'm a slave to capitalism." 

I Sold Greg Mankiw a Harvard-Yale Ticket for $2500. I'm Happy About It.

Look, I’m no economics concentrator, okay? I didn’t come to Harvard to become some soulless money-driven corporate drone. I only took Ec10 because during shopping week I just went to the classes all the other freshmen went to.