LAS VEGAS, NV -- The final presidential debate between Republican nominee Donald Trump and Democratic nominee Hillary Clinton is this evening at the University of Nevada, Las Vegas. Ahead of the debate, we at Satire V compiled a list of burning questions we would like to hear the candidates answer:

CHAPPAQUA, NY -– Former president Bill Clinton has told his wife, Hillary, that he will quietly take over her presidential bid, with Senator Bernie Sanders continuing to put up a strong fight for the Democratic nomination.

“Hillary’s done a great job so far,” he said. “However, when we win the nomination, the race for the presidency will really heat up, and we won’t be able to afford to slip-ups like Michigan in the general,” he added.

Las Vegas, NV - Hillary Rodham Clinton was dealt a crushing defeat at the first Democratic debate Tuesday night, losing to a team of inmates from a high security prison in upstate New York. Clinton, who relied heavily on the anecdote of being a grandmother to get her through the night, just couldn’t compete with the prisoners, who had limited access to the Internet in prepping for the debate.