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First Galactic Empire

QUIZ: Is This a Line from One of This Semester’s UC Emails or a Quote from Star Wars’ Chancellor Palpatine?

Chancellor Palpatine wearing a UC pin

1. “You deserve a refund. Student organizations deserve increased, timely funding. We all deserve a new, effective student association that works for us.”

A) UC Email

B) Chancellor Palpatine

 

Answer: The entitled repetition of “deserve” should be a dead giveaway that this was written by a Harvard student!

 

 

2. “In order to ensure our security and continuing stability, the Republic will be reorganized into the first Galactic Empire for a safe and secure society.”

A) UC Email