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Naked and Afraid: Confused TF Mistakes Grad Student Strike for Grad Student Streak

Day 1 of the Graduate Student strike in Harvard Yard

 

CAMBRIDGE, MA - Earlier this month, the Harvard Graduate Student Union-United Auto Workers planned a strike to take place on December 3rd, 2019. However, local graduate student David Johnson was utterly shocked when he showed up to the strike nude, having misread “strike” as “streak” in all of the emails he had received.

“Is it Quid-Pro-Quo if My Hot TF Is On Strike?”: A Legal Analysis

As the Harvard Graduate Students Union escalates towards calling a strike of its workers, our legal team has gotten dozens of questions regarding the ramifications a possible strike would have on the sexual relations between undergraduate students and the student workers who lead their classes.