SatireV

Breaking

and entering

I'm not a furry I swear

No, I Am Not Attracted to Gothorita from Pokemon

Gothorita
Hold on. Backtrack, rewind, I— Did you j— Did you just ask if I was attracted to Gothorita?

Like, Gothorita? Is that like, pfft, is that like a Neopet or something? Oh, a Poké— Pokéman? Is that how you pronounce it? I don’t even know how to pronounce it.