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Lies Harvard Students Tell and What They Actually Mean

Harvard lingo is sometimes hard to pick up on. Below, Satire V has provided a list of common phrases you'll hear on campus and what they really mean.


I'm too busy to hang out.

I want to spend the next three hours on buzzfeed hating myself.

 

We should get a meal sometime soon. 

Let’s never get a meal.

 

I’m just too busy to have a relationship. 

I am too busy until I find someone that can meet my incredibly high standards.