Harvard lingo is sometimes hard to pick up on. Below, Satire V has provided a list of common phrases you'll hear on campus and what they really mean.
I'm too busy to hang out.
I want to spend the next three hours on buzzfeed hating myself.
We should get a meal sometime soon.
Let’s never get a meal.
I’m just too busy to have a relationship.
I am too busy until I find someone that can meet my incredibly high standards.