CAMBRIDGE, MA — After refusing to endorse the Republican Presidential Candidate for the first time in 128 years, The Harvard Republican Club has withheld their support from many other things as well. Satire V has obtained an exclusive leaked list of other things the Harvard Republican Club has just recently refused to endorse:
- Shoes without bootstraps
- People who show up to black tie affairs in business suits
- Off brand water crackers
- Foreign cheeses
- The field of gender studies
- Gender
- Chancellor Palpatine