SatireV

Breaking

and entering

crippling apathy

QUIZ: Are You Exclusive, Or Are You Just Too Lazy to Fuck Anyone Else?

A collection of very romantic hearts
What’s your favorite thing about this person?
 
a) Their intelligence, humor, and affability 
b) Their consistent availability during the 12-4 am timeframe
 
What’s the sweetest thing they’ve ever said to you?
 
a) You make me want to be a better person, and I'm so glad to have you in my life  
b) Can you move your head? My arm is dying. 
 
When do you see each other? 
 
a) Three times a week, usually closer to weekends