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Be Safe, Be Smart, Have Fun, Buddy!

Hey there, champ! Your OSL told me that you're going to that big football game this weekend. I'm so happy you're putting yourself out there, getting into sports, maybe even making some new friends.
 

Satire V38: Yale Will Beat Harvard

Alright, guys, I fucked up with the election. But you know what’s going to save my reputation? This Harvard-Yale bullshit. If I get this right, we can basically call it even, right?

 

Yale Football Team Watches The Sound of Music to Get Pumped for The Game

NEW HAVEN, CT--Ahead of the much-anticipated annual match-up between the Harvard and Yale football teams, scouting reports indicate the Yale  Football team is watching The Sound of Music as a morale-building exercise.