No sound is as enticing as that of the ice cream truck in Farmerville, Iowa, home to 7,000 registered child molesters.
A new Iowa state law requires that sex offenders live at least 12,000 feet away from schools. Due to the high concentration of schools in Iowa, 7,000 sex offenders have recently been forced to relocate to Farmerville, a legal
12,000 feet away from any tantalizing
schoolchildren.