Mark “The Scoop” Sabbert, Flyby’s premier inside man, is two drinks away from getting some great details for the Crimson’s Flyby Final Club survey. Holding a bottle of Bombay Sapphire in his left hand, Sabbert struggles to open his notepad as he interviews a member of the Owl club.
“Oh god, I, I don’t, I don’t even know which club this is. Hello? Is this the SPEE? SPEE CLUB? No? Oh. Can I, CAN I ASK YOU SOME QUESTIONS? HELLO?”