Freshman David Humphreys has turned himself in to HUPD after confessing to the brutal murder of his roommate, Marcus Grey. Under interrogation Humphreys revealed that he had been pushed to insanity by Grey's constant repetition of the same five or six stories from his gap year in Spain.
"I just couldn't take it anymore. I begged him not to retell the story about the magical sunrise he saw over the vineyards of Andalucia. He just wouldn't listen."